listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms
did i just re-live 2012
my first year on tumblr in one sentence
[muffled gangnam style AU where everything is the same except nice legs daisy dukes makes a man gotta go hello friends more like hello peasants BAZOOBER rise of the hetalians and mitt romney twerking aggressively with equius and cole sprouse in the distance]
no it says lettuce
hey tumblr, rememer this?
omg theyre back, whats their shipping name?
i think they started calling it creamsicle
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
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