THE YEAR 2758
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: hEY THERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK
The big two E3 press conferences are over. “Whose console doesn’t have games now, Microsoft?” asks Sony, cackling with glee. “WHERE ARE THE GAMES NOW?!”
But from somewhere deep below the Earth, a terrible rumbling begins. Sony and Microsoft watch with horror as a red behemoth emerges from the ground, clutching touch screens and Wiimotes, money spewing from its frothy maw.
“The games were always ours,” says Reggie Fils-Aime, sitting on his Smash Bros. throne, ready to begin the conquest.
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
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