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this pisses me off. why would you want a “25x bigger” cupcake? just buy a fuckin cake.
(via toriinn)
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this pisses me off. why would you want a “25x bigger” cupcake? just buy a fuckin cake.
(via toriinn)
…the president’s second term may provide another chance for him to push his vision for high-speed passenger rail, which was stalled by Congress’ refusal to keep paying for it.
more.
Do you even know how much I would love for this to be implemented…
Not having to pony up hundreds of dollars to visit people on the other side of the continent, endure hours-long claustrophobic car rides, AND enjoy all the benefits of a train ride? SIGN ME UP YO
:|
This goes completely around me. Like. No Vegas? No Phoenix? No Tucson? I get the fact that Seattle, San Fran and San Diego are cooler tourist attractions, but … Eugene?
:|
I really, really wish we would get high speed rail.
It goes through Iowa! Think of all the corns passengers would get to see!
Oh my god. Living in New England would officially become ten millions times more awesome than it already is D:!
HOLY SHIT I COULD TAKE A TRAIN TO FUCKING DETROIT!!!!!!!
>8| THIS SHIT IS COMING TOO DAMN LATE HHHH
omg poor midwest lookit them
(via beestiel)
the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER.
wow.. is this real?
i fucking love fuckin aaron sorkin man
Also sums up how I feel about Britian, just with different statistics.
We’ve both declined, and neither of us is willing to admit it.
I like this
I’m not American, but this is brilliant.
(via toriinn)
I FUCKING CAN’T
always
ON MY DASH ASLDKSADJ
internet
yes
(via toriinn)
BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO PUT MEAT ON WHAT WE WANT.
I PUT MEAT ON MY DOG. BECAUSE I CAN.
I JUST PICTURED YOU PUTTING MEAT ON YOUR BORDER COLLIE REBEL. WTF.
AMERICA.
….
I CAN’T….
I JUST….
DID YOU JUST DO THAT NOW?
TO PROOVE THAT?
LAND OF THE FREE. HOME OF THE BACON.
(via miku-tan)
Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
(via jadeshipping-moved)
Sometimes in America, if you’re not a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Straight Male, you deserve all the human rights violations you experience.
Welcome to America! Enjoy your hate crimes.
these are some of the reasons i want to move to Canada
(via jadeshipping-moved)
Never forget
literally only in America
wow i got a fucking scooter for my 16th birthday shut up bitch
What fuckin’ loser.
…
Please tell me this is fake.
Please, please, tell me this is fake…
I’m just going to hide in my bubble and pretend I never saw this in a realistic setting…
This only happens… in a place I like to call……. AMERICA!

[oh and this is why I DON’T watch reality crap like this, more noticeable the modern-day version of MTV channel which is owned by a company that likes making this stuff]
Alfred has broken your dashboard
He wants to know if you would eat a hamburger with him :)I will eat with you any time!
cries
sobbing
No.
Um…. Sure? -takes food-
(via otaku4life14)
(via beestiel)
Hey America, I have a cute idea. At least sort out your health care system, hand gun violence, unemployment, public education, gay marriage, marijuana legislation and middle east conflict before you fuck around with the internet because let’s face it, there are bigger issues in the world than someone uploading a photo with a musician in it.
(via mewdoubled)
Me cargan los gringos que dicen “soy americano” me dan ganas decirle YO TAMBIÉN AWEONAO, AMÉRICA ES UN CONTINENTE!
English translation: America has 35 countries. USA is NOT just America. Thank you.
(via smalldetailstime)
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