j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
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Posts tagged "future"
what if years from now homestuck is regarded as a piece of classic literature taught in high school English classes
- teacher: class take out your homestuck volume one turn to page 140
- students: omg we're going to have a quiz today what's godtier again I should have studied
- : do we have to read the pesterlogs
- : i think I'll just look up the intermission on sparknotes tonight
- : ugh I can't understand a word in this did andrew hussie even know proper english
- : name all the trolls in order of blood caste what help
if i ever had a daughter
- me: what are you doing there on your computer?
- daughter: um, nothing.
- me: is that a Tumblr blog?
- daughter: yeah
- me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
- daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
- me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?
- daughter: wait, how do you know abou-
- me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?
- daughter:
- me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?
- daughter:
- me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-
- me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me:
- daughter:
- me: promo 4 promo?
80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
How roll call will go in the future:
- Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
- Teacher: Albus
- Albus: Here!
- Teacher: Doctor
- Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
- Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
- Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
- Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
- Primrose: Here
- Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
- Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
- Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
- Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
- Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
- Teacher: Kurt
- Kurt: Right here, miss!
- Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
- Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
- Teacher: Rory
- Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
- Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
- Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
- Teacher: Get back in here!
- John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
- Sherlock: Not good?
- Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
- Jim: Hello, boys.
- Teacher: Oh, you're new.
- Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
- Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
- Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
- child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
- me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
- me: i think it's time we have the talk
- my future children: aw mom
- me: when two people love each other very much
- me: that means they are shippable
- me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
- me: they are known as an "otp"
It’s the year 2020 and no one will hire you because they did a background check and found your tumblr
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when i’m old, kids will think i’m so ancient bc it’s like ‘holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
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Transparent Toaster of the Day: How is this not on shelves?! Toast-making would be epic. [incrediblethings]
WOW YOU COULD WATCH THE MAILLARD REACTION BLOSSOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO WANT IN LIFE
BESIDES TOAST, I MEAN](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mai7caVzG51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Transparent Toaster of the Day: How is this not on shelves?! Toast-making would be epic.
[incrediblethings]WOW YOU COULD WATCH THE MAILLARD REACTION BLOSSOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO WANT IN LIFE
BESIDES TOAST, I MEAN
(via otaku4life14)
- Mum: Can I see your tumblr?
- Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
(via toriinn)
it’s the year 2012 and we still aren’t playing yugioh with giant holographic monsters what the hell obama
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i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past-you is a dick
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Accent theme by Handsome Code
Hai. Just call me Vila, Giusseppe, or Giu, Vilachan, ect. that work~! xD
Languages/Lenguajes: English // Español (Spanish)
Made this in 2011. So far it's awesome xD
**Short info**
Hai there.. don't worry about me.. I'm Just someone that dreams too much :'D
Feel free to contact me as I blog and stuff. o u o)/
I post random stuff btw. 8D
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ESP:
Hice esto en el 2011. Es bueno tener uno ahora. xD
~Nota: Normalmente posteo en Ingles, pero aveces posteo en español ^^"
