Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
"Spirits, demons, ghosts, monsters, quickly leave"
So the words of power were just Uncle saying “get the fuck out”?
I had this memorized.
And now it makes so much more sense why the Grandmaster and my Sifu cracked up when he found all the kids watching this scene in the school.
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
someone changed the signs in edmonton
heheh. the last one though.
SUCK IT CALGARY
road construction city, oh god I wish that wast true
LAST ONE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER NEEDS TO EXIST LIKE HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN WALK TO THE IGA WITHOUT STUMBLING OVER SOME FORM OF ROADBLOCK. WHY DO THEY START EVERYTHING IN SEPTEMBER AND THE MIDDLE OF WINTER???
Finally something decent our city has done… almost makes up for the silver ball thing…
I keep checking back on this story… I think the most recent one was “a strangely even ratio of hipsters to pickup trucks” or something like that
(and yeah, the silver ball thing looks like a pile of giant robot rabbit poo)
I’d only seen the Calgary one, but I can vouch. These are all accurate and completely make up for all the useless balls in this city.
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