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Year 2053

  • Me: *sitting on the porch in my rocking chair, looking out into the distance* I remember when we lost Wall Maria to the Titans...
  • Grandkids: ...
  • Grandkids: Grandma
  • Grandkids: that never actually happened
  • Grandkids: you're confusing real life with anime again
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childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

(via toriinn)

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Generation Y.

  • Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
  • Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
  • Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
  • Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lost its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
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gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

(via hajimarinoniina)

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There’s going to come a day when we’ve all grown up, had a career, maybe got married and had kids, when were all going about our daily routine. Maybe you’re driving to work with the car radio on, or you’re making dinner with the tv on in the lounge. Life as usual, and then we hear a name. It’s the name of the person you had a blog dedicated to when you were 16. The person you had posters of up on your bedroom wall, or as your desktop background. The person off that show you used to watch every week, as soon as it came out, or that band you used to love. The person from the cast of a movie that changed your life, or the character who you scrolled through page after page of fanfiction of. You haven’t heard that name in a long time, and it brings everything back. And then the name is followed by three words you thought you’d never hear. Has Passed Away. And then you put down the potato peeler and lean back against your kitchen bench, or you pull over to the side of the road, and tears are streaming down your face. And all over the world, there are people who used to be just like you, with tears marking their cheeks and sobs forcing their way out of their throat, because they remember. Because fandoms never really die out. We never really move on. We never really forget.

(via maraxlen)

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The year is 2030. Your child is watching one of those old cartoon TV channels when you walk in.

  • You: Hey sweetie! What do you-
  • You: ...
  • You: What are you watching, dear?
  • Son/Daughter: Oh! This great show! Avatar: The Last Airbender, it's so good and the plot-
  • Son/Daughter: .........
  • Son/Daughter: Dad...
  • Son/Daughter: Dad are you crying?
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in the year 6057

  • historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
  • historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
  • historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
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annamaetezuka:

spookymangoslushies:

the year is 2038. you are babysitting two ten-year-old boys when they show you their three-dimensional hologram projector. “wow, that’s cool!” you exclaim. they both turn to you in disbelief. “nobody’s said ‘cool’ for, like, twenty years.” the taller one informs you. “now we say ‘juice.’”

Wouldn’t surprise me. Such is the beauty of language and the temporal fleeting of slang. <3

(careful, me, my linguist is showing)

(via priestess-of-blood)

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Year 2053

  • Me: *sitting on the porch in my rocking chair, looking out into the distance* I remember when we lost Wall Maria to the Titans...
  • Grandkids: ...
  • Grandkids: Grandma
  • Grandkids: that never actually happened
  • Grandkids: you're confusing real life with anime again
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gobblacock:

latuladoesthehula:

archiemcphee:

We’re pretty sure that sleeping in an Adventure Time Bedroom guarantees you’ll have awesome dreams. Shelbi and her sons love Adventure Time so much that she transformed her kids’ bedroom into the Land of Ooo.

Click here to read about the room redecoration process.

[via Neatorama]

I’m 19 and I want this bedroom.

i’m 22 and i want this room.

(via otaku4life14)

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pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

(via toriinn)

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THE YEAR 2758

  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: hEY THERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK
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breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(via otaku4life14)

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clavid:

parenting tip: don’t say homophobic things around your kids because they could be in the closet and you could seriously be fucking up their self-image

actually just don’t say homophobic things at all

(via faithsonlyhope)

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