The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
the year is 2038. you are babysitting two ten-year-old boys when they show you their three-dimensional hologram projector. “wow, that’s cool!” you exclaim. they both turn to you in disbelief. “nobody’s said ‘cool’ for, like, twenty years.” the taller one informs you. “now we say ‘juice.’”
Wouldn’t surprise me. Such is the beauty of language and the temporal fleeting of slang. <3
(careful, me, my linguist is showing)
We’re pretty sure that sleeping in an Adventure Time Bedroom guarantees you’ll have awesome dreams. Shelbi and her sons love Adventure Time so much that she transformed her kids’ bedroom into the Land of Ooo.
Click here to read about the room redecoration process.
I’m 19 and I want this bedroom.
i’m 22 and i want this room.
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
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