I COMBINED LITERALLY EVERY HOMESTUCK TRACK
HOWEVER FUCKING HUNDRED MANY
EVERY SINGLE ONE
AND WHEN I GOT HOME FORE I SAID AMEN ASKIN SATAN IF HE COULD PLAY IT AGAIN
so like 60% is static shit with AUDIBLE HONKS OK YOU CAN HEAR HONKS AT ANY GIVEN POINT I SWEAR but as the shorter songs dwindle off it turns into this terrifying trance of doom until it ends in one last sparkling note so skip through the song for full effect omg
(also p.s. i had to cut cascade short b/c otherwise the last like 5 minutes would just be that sO)
U HAZ SUMMONED SATAN ITSELF
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I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
So I found this weird folder on my 8gb memory card called “schoolstuck” that i didnt remember putting on there
so i open it up and its a whole bunch of gibberish
maybe its from a weird program or something?
whatever, so i tried to delete them
and it wouldn’t let me delete them
so i open the file back up and i notice the dates
holy shit thats old
and then the next one
how did that
so at this point im confused
so i google the first date
june 9th, 1994
Magnitude 8.2 earthquake in the Amazon jungle in south america
it was also the date of a supposed doomsday
so thats kind of freaky ok
what ever its fine
like sburb or someshit right?
so i google the second date- nothing shows up
i google october 15th which also happens to be my dad’s birthday- nothing interesting
google 2036 however
and you find this fun little thing
about how the internet and computers as we know it will possibly come to an end due to a programming error that cannot be avoided when binary numbers reset themselves causeing planet wide system crashes
and the internet will cease to exist
The counter “runs out” of usable digits, “increments” the sign bit instead, and reports a maximally negative number (continuing to count up, toward zero). This will likely cause problems for users of these systems due to erroneous calculations.
also known as the Year 2038 problem
its speculated that 2038 is the longest possible time
but the crash is bound to happen sooner
OH THATS NOT IT
IN THE YEAR 2036
THE APOPHIS ASTERIOD IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE EARTH
SO I HAVE THESE WEIRD FILES
ON MY COMPUTER
THAT ARE DATED FOR A TIME EITHER SLIGHTY BEFORE COMPUTERS CRASH
OR SLIGHTLY AFTER COMPUTERS CRASH
THAT ARE IN A WEIRD FILES FORMAT
THAT MY COMPUTER CANT READ
POSSIBLY BECAUSE THE FILE FORMAT DOESN’T EXIST YET
I AM THE THIEF OF TIME AFTER ALL
JUST FUCKING HEAR ME OUT OK
CALL ME INSANE, I DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT
WHAT IF THIS IS ALL REAL.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY SBURB WITH ME?
i am fucking scared
this is actually pretty beautiful.
*screech* never sleeping again.
this was kinda interesting….
This happens to me a lot…
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